Cannabis Dream Jobs That Don't Exist Yet But Should

By Kristy Gustafson

From what we can tell, 2020 is looking to be one big year. We’re talking everything from self-driving cars, huge progress in renewable energy, new NASA missions to Mars, and even Kanye West running for president (#yikes). For those of us embarking upon the budding world of cannabis, we can expect some big things as well. According to a New Frontier report outlined by Forbes, jobs in the legal cannabis industry are on track to outpace those in the manufacturing, utilities, and government sectors, paving the way for 250,000 jobs by the end of the decade.

Naturally, this news has got us “ganjapreneurs” pretty freakin’ pumped. So pumped, in fact, we decided to get a little “canna-spired” and brainstorm on what some of these future jobs might entail. Here are a few of our favorites:

  1. Weed Adventure Travel Writer. Need we say more? This wanderlust-loving storyteller will travel the globe, and combine chill and thrill in a way this world has never seen. Looking for the best universally blood-pumping adventures to try high? They’ve got you covered.

  2. Canna-Cooking Show Host. The only thing cannabis enthusiasts love more than weed is – yup, you guessed it – food. This culinary personality will fuse the two together, sharing infused recipes and dinner party tips and tricks, as well as taste testing the creations of the world’s most up-and-coming weed chefs. Please and thank you.

  3. Expert Ganja and Video Game Tester. I think it’s safe to say, we all know a person or two who could fit this bill. This video game enthusiast knows the worlds of FIFA, Minecraft, and Grand Theft Auto like the back of their hand – especially in their favorite elevated state of mind. Each week would offer a delivery of the best bud and videos games on the market to their front door, armed and ready for their unmatched skills to take them on.

  4. Intergalactic Grower. Inspired by NASA’s latest planetary discoveries, this job would blend what every space-loving stoner nerds out to on a regular basis with their own epic cultivation expertise. First man/woman to ever grow interstellar weed? Now, that’s setting the bar high.

  5. Professional Sweet Grass Kitchen Cookie Taster. Nuff said, right? This cookie connoisseur will use their exceptional taste buds and love for all things edibles to not only assure SGK’s treats are as buttery and mouthwatering as always, but to also craft exciting, new flavors for dispensaries worldwide.

 

Read Ganjapreneur's full report "Cannabis Industry Will Create 250K Jobs by 2020" here.